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                            ==Diet Phrack==

             Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 2 of 11

                      [-=:< Phrack Loopback >:=-]

                            by Phrack Staff

 Phrack Loopback is a forum for you, the reader, to ask questions, air

problems, and talk about whatever topic you would like to discuss. This is also the place the Phrack Staff will make suggestions to you by reviewing various items of note; magazines, software, catalogs, hardware, etc.


WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

:: I Act Elite Now Teach Me Something Useful ::

From: Corp. Punishment (90 lbs of skin & bone k0dE geek who couldn't beat up a ferret)

Hey l0serz, Me tinks Phrack sucks. Why dusn't ya bust us sum ReAl hackin' tricks seein as how I be clueless 'bout any type o' operatin' system, 'cept fo maybe Amigas. (ps: I gots mo c0deZ dan eew ever git in yo laf)

 Alright, check out some of these awsome commands you can try out on a

UNIX site. If you are too stupid to actually hack an account yourself just call up the sysadmin @gnu.ai.mit.edu and ask them for the "root password". They will undoubtably give it to you. At the "login:" prompt type "root" and then type the password they give you at the "password:" prompt. I know this is hard to memorize so just print this out.

% rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ".

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.

% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me bad character

% got a light? No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.

% %blow %blow: No such job.

% (- (-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!

$ drink

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create


:: More Supercomputer Information ::

The Phrack Staff received a copy of this letter from Abraham Epstein in New York City who has been hot on the trail of Power Computer with the help of his friend Toni O'Connell.


From: Abraham Epstein (abraham@plastic.ibm.com) To: reagan@whitehouse.gov Cc: phracksub@stormking.com

 For years now I have suffered because of the Power Computer.  Individual

computer minds are invisible, enter through the ear and go directly to the brain. There are over trillions of computer minds in and outside of every human being on planet Earth. Their minds, the computer TV, as State-Senator Emmanuel Gold <State of New York> wrote about and knows about is handling the entire situation in everyone's mind since 1976. Former President Jimmy Carter helped build this computer, as well as Senator Edward Kennedy in 1968.

 The Power Computer originated outside our solar system, then came to Earth

in the early 1960's. I pulled the plugs on the power computer in Utah and New Mexico. I have been designated, without my permission to dismantle power. This all happened to me in 1976. Both computer installations are located underground with back-up generators and satellite dishes also above ground. In addition to this documentation there is a letter from the Reagan team sent to me in 1980. A lawyer named Mr. Richard Leff who is located in Forest Hills saw and read the letter. The Computer TV has killed people in 1968, hates religion and would also like to do away with all music. It also hates pets. President Carter sent me brochure on IBM-Computers from Atlanta in 1981, after I sent him a copy of the Reagan team letter. The documentation that I sent to you was sent to former President Carter on October tenth, 1988. The Computer TV has stolen my mail for the fiftieth time. I even called Mr. Mitchell in Atlanta, they never received my mail at all. Now the psychotic cheap junk pile of computer has been beating my mind in for over twelve years because it's plain ugly.

 Computer people called plastics are yet to be born.  IQ about 190 on these

computer people. There are a few plastics in the US and TV is abusing them also. There is another type of computer in Fruitland, nicknamed Big Daddy. This particular computer can hear, see and talk through a PC type set-up. Nothing at all like the hideous Power Computer. Senator Orin Hatch from Utah also wrote me. A Mr. Ron Morrison at the honorable Senator's office has been in touch via telephone since June '88, so has the office manager. I'm relying on you, Mr. President, to become involved and write to me so that I can proceed to court and then dismantle Power, period. Please don't bother sending over the FBI or any other law enforcement people, TV will only get me in trouble like it has done in the past. TV can manipulate your thoughts quite easily. Why? Because the Power is psychotic. It's that simple. Consider it very dangerous until I pull the plug. It's mind is electrical. I'm hoping to know from you right away. Thank you very much for your concern.

 Senator Hatch does not want the FBI or any other agency to visit me.  Why?

As I mention earlier: TV Computer. This computer in particular is always up to no good. I thank you again for taking your time out and writing me. In addition I have spoken to the FBI in Queens, NY and the Secret Service in New York.


REVIEWS

 What will we review today? Well, how about the latest sex services offered

to you over the telephone. The following two services are real and pretty comical. There is also a new UNIX utility called ERIKB as well as a new IRC utility by NeTw1z. We are furnishing the manual description of these latest pieces of software.

But first, a message from our sponsors:


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                     Seek Boyfriends and Husbands

 Introducing America's most exciting dateline - for women who will soon be

released from jail . . . and men who want to meet them!

 They're young and attractive.  They're sorry for what they've done.  And

they haven't been with a man in a long, long time. Can you help them out? Do you want to meet a woman who will really appreciate being with you?

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                            1-900-535-JAIL
                         THAT'S 1-900-535-5245

         THEY'RE GETTING OUT SOON AND THEY *NEED* YOUR COMPANY

                  $1 min., $2 the first.  ADULTS ONLY

NEW UNIX UTILITY

The following is the latest piece of software currently under development by Comsec Data Security. The manual description is all Phrack was provided. Our thanks goes out to MoD.


ERIKB(1) USER COMMANDS ERIKB(1)

NAME

  erikb - comsec utility program

SYNOPSIS

  erikb [[-n user] [-a agency] [-d dir]] [-r [group]]  [-t] [-s]

DESCRIPTION

  The erikb command is part of the comsec utility package.

OPTIONS

  -n user

       Nark on the user specified.

  -a agency

       Send information to the agency specified.
       The default agency is cert.

  -d dir

       Look in specified directory for user's information.
       /usr/lib/comsec/nark  is used if not specified.

  -r [group]

       Suffixes output with verbose form of racial slurs.
       Ethnic group may be specified.  Default is African-American.

  -t   Print out witty (but usually not correct or even
       intelligent) telco-related statement.

  -s   Display advertisement for the LOD T-shirt.  Funds from
       this sale go to support comsec while it tries to secure
       its first contract.

   Invoking erikb without any arguments causes the program to
   enter an infinite loop.  While this indeed does nothing, it
   is not a bug:  this is the normal state of erikb.

AUTHOR

  Chris Goggans

BUGS

  Too many to enumerate.

FILES

  /usr/lib/comsec/nark

SEE ALSO

  lame(1), comsec(1)

MOD Release 4.1 Last change: 26 November 1991


NEW IRC UTILITY

Phrack Inc has discovered ANOTHER new utility package while journeying in the CyberMatrix. We picked this up from a system called "WASHINGTON.EDU". The original author of this program is Ken Case.


NeTw1z(1) USER COMMANDS NetW1z(1)

NAME

  NeTw1z - IRC utility program

SYNOPSIS

  NeTw1z [[-p user] [-c lame] [-d dir]] [-r [group]]  [-t] [-s]

DESCRIPTION

  The NeTw1z command is part of the m0d utility package.

OPTIONS

  -p user

       Post user's "information" IRC to impres everyone

  -c lame

       Complain about everything and everyone (other than MoD) being lame.
       The default targets are Chris Goggans or Phrack Inc.

  -d dir

       Look in specified directory for user's information.
       /usr/InfoAmerica is used if not specified.

  -r [group]

       Suffixes output with verbose form of attacks.

  -t   Print out witty (but usually not correct or even
       intelligent) telco-related statement.

  -s   (boxer) shorts are what you wear when you are running down the
       street away from the feds when they come to your house and take
       your Commadore-64 that is plugged into your fat welfare momma's
       television set.

   No one has ever invoked NeTw1z without any arguments.  It simply
   cannot be done.

AUTHOR

  Corrupt

BUGS

  Too many to enumerate.

FILES

  /usr/lib/mod/immature

SEE ALSO

  lame(1), geek(1), crackdealer(1), welfare-momma's-boy(1)